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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and the sardar
denied simply saying that - "in our family we marry only with our
relatives: my grandfather married my grandmother, my mom married my dad,
my brother married my bhabhi, my sister married my jijajee, my uncle
married my aunt and so on. so please excuse me."
============================================================ A Sarder
goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is
that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The
Sarder then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot
things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The Sarder says, "I'll take
it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sarder
boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said,
"It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies,
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what
do you have in it?" The Sarder replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke." An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. by Kanishka Acharya Once Zail
singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his
leg. Walking up to him they asked him, by Arti Mandawat A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms by Maheep Paliwal
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............. by Nishant Shrivastava please send your jokes for contribution, with your name and e-mail id and location mail to pecificcreation@yahoo.co.in
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